about sharks

the tiny crusader

In a haunted village there was a creepy black smith

with a shaking sign in the gloomy night. Inside the shop

the very old man was struggling to lift the mullet to make the sword with the fire light in his eyes. as he lifts the mullet he hurt his back ‘ow me back’ as the sword and hammer. He stood there gasping then he heard a noise

Darn kids in there halloween and crepin in my house

Orac said get a grip as the suit of armor wobbled and fell And gave orac a heart attack. The helmet fell to the ground orac peard inside the visa. He opened the  visa

Out Jumped a mouse and landed on his nose pimply nose he starts to hit his face the mouse runs away

And orac starts to breath heavily he looks at the mouse and starts to tense up he looks the mouse in the eyes and then saw a saddle orac here's the sound of a trumpet he looks up to see a tiny night in shining armour

Orac drops his head he says ‘great i have lost my strength now i have gone mad’ all of a sudden the tiny knight starts to talk orac says he is a funny looking thing

Boots and all and a mouse with a saddle’ the tiny knight

Said ‘callahead is no mouse he’s the finest stable mouse in the land we have come here for your help’ the tiny knight pulled out his sword for a minute it went silent

Orac opened his eyes and saw the broken sword and said ‘i can fix that’ the little man handed orac the sword and orac walk over to the fire orac youse a tiny mullet to mend the sword he sticks  it in water to call down the knight steps forward to collect his sword with a blinke

Of an eye the knight swung the sword in the air and said you have my thanks but your task is not over yet on his mouse he blew a horn and lots more tiny crusaders

Came out orac looks around to see lots of them in the sunlight the tiny knight sat on the mouse orac say ‘alright

How’s next’

Night at the museum

Deklyn’s Diary

Dear Diary,

Last night was a bit of a shocker. During my job as a night guard in the Canterbury Museum. Without warning the Polynesian from the display at the entrance came alive. I know you think crazy but it is true - honest.  I saw it with my own eyes. The models came alive and were chasing the moa with waka paddle clubs, spears and the dangerous Patu.

Without warning, the scary Chinese samurai CAME around the corner, throwing blood sucking starfish

By then it was day i thought that was interesting.

Diary of a ps4

  27/7/2017

Dear electronic diary

My owner found 'Crash' in the gamestop dumpster.

Eventually he tried the game in me. It is called Crash Bandicoot he said. Hopefully it works.

Can you believe it? It worked!

He got to the level with rippa roo who is a boss.

The next day he played trials fusion on me

it's a motorbike game when you do time trials and get passed levels

It was cool then he played bo3 is a shooting game and you unlock different weapons melee shotgun lmgs and more

It was sik, he was so hyped because it came with a new limited edition ps4 but I was sad, he could replace me with it.

I write a note saying please don’t replace me. He wrote you silly ps4  

I will donate it to charity.

I said "Thanks" and then I platinumed the game's got the final

trophy.